I've Been Slandered!!!
It seems that one of my darling Friends has painted an incorrect picture of me. In her most recent post she accuses me of being a pusher. I am not a pusher...I am a Chocolate Consumption Facilitator.What's the difference? It's both simple and clear as an arctic stream...a pusher gets paid for supplying a product - a facilitator does not. Now, some may argue that this just makes me a bad business person; however truth be told, I simply wanted to share wondrous chocolaty goodness with someone I care about as a public service....financial gain or loss never entered into the equation.
There...now that I've cleared up my proper title, let's focus on this wondrous chocolaty goodness...the M&M's Dark Candies.
These little multi-colored bundles of YUM have become a constant fixture in the bowl on my desk. In theory, the bowl is there for anyone that comes into my office to have a little cheer in their day (yes, there is a spoon in the bowl for serving - hands are not allowed in the bowl)...however, in reality - IT'S MY DAMN BOWL OF CHOCOLATE, KEEP YOUR PAWS TO YOURSELF, GO GET YOUR OWN AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT BRING ME MORE, TOO!!!! Sorry...momentary conflict between the addict and facilitator in me, I'm better now.In her post, my Friend describes the proper way to consume these marvelous multi-hued chunks of heaven. For those of you who are still unclear on the etiquette, even after having read her post, as a Chocolate Consumption Facilitator allow me to reiterate, as each of the 4 steps is vital to proper enjoyment...
Step 1 - from the bag (or bowl) pour a small amount out onto a clean surface.Step 2 - Sort each of the colors into individual piles. This step is almost as important as Step 3.
Step 3 - Select the color you are going to consume first and begin eating them, one at a time. DO NOT CHANGE COLORS UNTIL ALL OF ONE COLOR HAVE BEEN CONSUMED!!!
This is the single most CRUCIAL step, as anyone who has ever properly eaten these will tell you - each color tastes different!Step 4 - Continue as above until all have been eaten, then replace with another bag (or two...they are small after all).
There, now that I've done my part to not only salvage my reputation but to accurately live up to my title, I'm off to enjoy both my view and my chocolaty goodness....have a great day everyone!!!
posted by Mr. G @ 5/16/2007 09:15:00 AM
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