Time Travel...I hope...
Either I am the victim of a strange time travel experiment, a huge coincidence or identity theft. I'm hoping that it's one of the first two, because dealing with the third would suck.I know..you're sitting there screaming at the monitor...Mr. G., what the FUCK are you babbling about??? Just relax, while I explain...
This morning, my little brother called me to ask when I moved to New York and why I enrolled in Hebrew School again. He then went on to explain to me that he periodically Google's his name and the names of family, just to see what kind of web presence there is. While he was doing this, he came across an online newsletter for a Synagogue in New York sending birthday wishes to their religious school students and my name was listed.
Needless to say, I have already emailed the Synagogue - asking for information and providing them with means of contacting me and an edited version of my driver's license verifying my information. I'm hoping that someone in the New York branch of my family had named their child Michael without realizing that I shared that name...but the odds are huge that this is the case. Baring that...I hope that I'm involved in some strange experiment by the guys with the black helicopters, because I've spent too many years with this name and I really don't want to have to try to prove that I am me...at least, I think I am me...wait, now I'm confused....DAMN!
More on this as it unravels....in the meantime, I'm gonna relax and enjoy the view...I hope you all get to do the same.
posted by Mr. G @ 8/21/2006 08:08:00 AM
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